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Contact sheet · one roll · Brighton

ThewitchEZ

3 Meeting House Lane · The Lanes · Brighton BN1 1HB

Independent · no chain · no template

can’t wait to welcome you to our new living room — the restaurant, on its own front door

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4.9Tripadvisor · 1,600+ reviews

6 dishesVerified from the house menu

One houseStudio, kitchen and dark room, same door

The black storefront of ThewitchEZ on Meeting House Lane, Brighton, lit by a green lamp and warm window light at night

Frame 01ThewitchEZ · Google Maps

look for the black door

Roll 01 · The room · 5 frames

Five frames of the actual room. Nothing staged, nothing borrowed.

Every photograph on this page was taken inside the house at 3 Meeting House Lane. Pages hang from the ceiling, portraits crowd the walls frame to frame, and the light never climbs much above a candle. We have not touched them — only laid them out the way they deserve.

The long dining room at ThewitchEZ with arched leaded windows, candlelight and book pages suspended from the ceiling — Arched windows, candlelight, and pages adrift from the ceiling. Restaurant photograph · Google Maps

Mismatched pendant lamps and dark velvet curtains inside ThewitchEZ — Mismatched shades over velvet and old portraits. Restaurant photograph · Google Maps not one of them matches

A table at ThewitchEZ set with cards, black candles and small curiosities — Cards, candles and small curiosities, laid out on the house table. Restaurant photograph · Google Maps

Wall of framed vintage portraits above candles, books and a witch figurine at ThewitchEZ — Portraits crowd in, frame to frame. Restaurant photograph · Google Maps

Frame 06 · In the window

“In a world full of princesses, be a witch.”

Roll 02 · The table · 6 dishes

Six dishes, six different places on the map.

The kitchen roams — pierogi from Poland, schnitzel from Bavaria, fried cheese from Bohemia, steaks from Britain, and house signatures in between. The point was never one national cuisine. Below is the house’s own published list; the live menu at thewitchez.co.uk is always the source of truth.

ThewitchEZ — dining menu Verified 6 dishes · prices as published

Rib-eye Steak

£30

United Kingdom

Beef with mushrooms, onions and tomatoes, with a choice of chips or mash.

Czech Fried Cheese

£19

Bohemia · Czechia

Golden fried cheese with cranberry, salad and chips.

Witchelicious Burger

£23

House signature

Beef with sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, peppers, onions, cheese and gherkins.

House signature

Lamblicious Steak

£33

House signature

Lamb with rosemary, thyme, mint and garlic, served with vegetables and a choice of sides.

House signature

Pierogi

£20

Poland

Polish-style dumplings with fillings that can vary with the kitchen’s current menu.

Bavarian Schnitzel

£26

Bavaria

Chicken schnitzel with Parmesan, salad and a choice of chips or mash.

Source: ThewitchEZ’s published dining menu. The house also runs a vegetarian selection, the Swiss Fondue Experience and a full bar — see the live menu. Dishes and prices move with the season.

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Roll 03 · The plates · 5 frames

Contact-printed straight from the pass.

Real plates from the house, printed in sequence like a strip off the roll. Where a dish isn’t identified on the restaurant’s own listings, we leave it unnamed rather than invent a caption.

Chocolate brownie with ice cream served at ThewitchEZ — Chocolate brownie & ice cream

A dish served at ThewitchEZ — From the house — unnamed rather than guessed

A steak plate served at ThewitchEZ — Steak plate

A beef stew served at ThewitchEZ — Beef stew

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Also in the house

It was never only a restaurant.

ThewitchEZ started with designers choosing to work from a café instead of an office. The studio never left — it just started serving dinner.

Object 01

The Cooking Academy

Cooking workshops run out of the house kitchen.

Listed by the restaurant

Object 02

Photo services

Portrait projects, photo restoration and photo gifts — run from the same address, alongside the dining room.

Listed by the restaurant

Object 03

“The Witches of Brighton”

The house’s own themed novel. Signed copies are sold on site.

Listed by the restaurant

4.9Tripadvisor
1,600+ reviews
Travellers’ Choice 2025

The print order

Guests keep saying the same three things.

Recent feedback points at the atmosphere, the staff and the size of the plates. A night here is not a generic dinner out — and a website should make that obvious before anyone walks through the door.

AtmosphereThe theme and the room are a major part of the appeal.

ServiceStaff are named and praised again and again in recent reviews.

Fresh foodThe house stresses that everything is cooked fresh — it asks for a little patience.

Find the house

3 Meeting House Lane. Look for the black door.

Address: 3 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1HB
Phone: 01273 673652
Email: contact@thewitchez.com
Booking: ResDiary — the restaurant’s official booking widget
Note: Opening times can shift around private events, and everything is cooked fresh. Book ahead, or call the house.

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3 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, BN1 1HB

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The table is set

Come and sit in the living room.

Reservations run through the house’s own ResDiary booking — or just call. The kitchen cooks everything fresh, so it asks for a little patience, and it is worth it.

Reserve a table Call 01273 673652